BYTHECATHEDRAL

ILOVETODANCEDANCEWITHME

I think the best part of the "Kelly Ripa SNL sketch" is when she starts spontaneously dancing.

i don't do drugs, but if I did that particular drug, I believe I would end up spontaneously dancing and darting my eyes. I forgot to mention once the dancing stop I would probably start talking about everything that is going on in my head at the moment. "Ilovethatskirtiusedtolovehimoooohlet'sgetpizza."

I mean. That is what I would do. I don't know. I think I would.

CRACK IS FOR SHAMPOO

Best SNL skit or one of the best...

                                    Kelly Ripa

EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL

You can't look at the negative.








Look at the positive!
 

LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THOSE FACES

 

None of this gloom and doom.

It ain't all bad.

                      

THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAV

 

 VANILLA 4 - SEXY - HOT CHOCOLATE!

Maybe you are as tired of dating your own race as much as I am?  Hey I know most white boys have a bad rap of being 'small' but not here!  I'm just tired of dating girls that I dated all my life; you know the blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm pretty new here from the midwest and there are no exotic women out there.

 

and remember: 'big equipment.'

I am "sexy hot chocolate", and really...I have no words to...explain...how offensive...this post...

This post. That someone has to point out their "big equipment"....as if. exotic..I have no words. No words.

I don't know. I have been dealing with the whole "preference thing", but isn't there a line? You find a particular race EXOTIC?

 
I have been dealing with the whole, "dating outside your race thing". I was talking to someone about it, and she was looking at me as if something was wrong with me. As if I were confused. If I were just around more black men maybe I would be okay.

I don't need to explain myself, but I found myself smiling,  nodding and losing my backbone. Yes, I must be confused. I should be around more black men. Then I would understand that they are better.

Look. I am attracted to black men. I never said I wasn't. I date black men. Dammit. Do I think to myself..."Ohhh. I really want to be white and the only way I can do that is by dating only white men. White men are the best thing EVER. "

You know what even if I did feel that way - it is none of your damn business. This is what I should have said, but like I pointed out - I lost my backbone.

At some point doesn't personality factor in? So you are attracted to a particular skin type or hair color or physique. You don't date everyone like that. You also like certain personalities. I am not going to date a black asshole just to prove something. I am also not going to date any white person that crosses my path...just because they are white.

White men that  go for Asian women. If that is what you find attractive...go for it. I am not going to strap you down and say "You don't know what you like because you are confused." Asian women that find White men attractive? Well. That is sick.

Anyway - I've decided that dating outside your race shouldn't be considered something "weird" or something that needs to be "discussed." That in itself implies that dating that person outside of your race is some freaky thing. You can't possibly find them attractive. You know what we all have a preference. I don't like blond hair. I am not really attracted to Asians. Does that make me racist? No. It is a preference.

If you are jerk as well? I am not dating your sorry self either.

dammit.

OH MY

When I need a good laugh on the weekend I always go to the personals on Craigslist. I don't know what it is, but I get a good chuckle EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Some highlights:

" Now don't get me wrong I enjoy snuggling on rainy days watching tv (I am only human)."

Ugh. It makes me sick to my stomach watching tv on a rainy day. SICK TO MY STOMACH.

I am only human too. Isn't that Kristen Hersh line? Oh wait, it is, "I only have two hands".

 

 Here's what I propose we do. You come over to my pad, we chill, talk, drink, whatever and there is no pressure. Why spend money and time somewhere if you do not want to be there. Besides, we all just want to find a place to talk. We do not have to even get dressed up. Let this be the most laid back 1st date for us.

1) He said "pad". This bothers me. It is personal.
2) He is cheap. It is okay to be broke. Just be up front about it.
3) You are a complete stranger. What world do you live in that some random woman is going to chill at your "pad" if she doesn't know you? Do you not watch Unsolved Mysteries?

Virgin Sugar daddy is looking for First Sugar Girl.

1) What does that mean? I don't understand.

GAY PRIDE & FASHION DON'TS

It was the Gay Pride parade yesterday, and I completely forgot. The joys of living in Brooklyn is sometimes you miss the big things in Manhattan. I missed a parade of Gays/Lesbian and etc. parading down the street. Loud music playing. Throwing beads into the audience.

This reminds me - a couple of years ago I went to the Gay Pride Parade with a friend of mine. We ran into this hottie from high school who turned out to be gay. Anyway. We are standing on the sidewalk. All of a sudden beaded necklaces are heading are way. It hits one woman in the eye. All the people surrounding her are mumbling, "Oww. Shit. Ugh. OW". All of them attacked. It was hilarious.

Anyway - missed the parade. The only reason I knew about it was because all the lesbians were coming back home. We have a large lesbian community. We have a large baby carriage community. We have a large lesbians with baby carriages community. Anyway - I noticed the pride colored clothing. Women wrapped around each other.  Apparently refusing to let go for a second. Even if someone is headed their way.  I saw this one woman with a pride flag tank top, and short shorts. It was cute, but on her body it didn't work.

I am not a source of fashion. I have my jeans, t-shirt, flip flops and I am good to go. If I am on the subway I am looking around and thinking, "Oh honey, that doesn't work." Here is my biggest pet peeve. Women in tight tight jeans, and short tops. Here is the problem- the fat is overflowing on the jeans. They don't seem to have a problem with exposing the fact that their jeans don't fit.

My biggest problem when it comes to going out - is what do I feel comfortable in? If you live in New York - you are competing against hot women. You want to look like a hot woman. You want your guy to think, "I am with a hot woman."

I won in that respect one night. We are walking down the street and some random guy says, "You are a lucky man". This made his day as he quickly repeated the comment to me.

MY BODY

I realized yesterday  that my body gets used to things - like Sex. It wasn't going to happen this week, and yet my body didn't understand.

Sniffing around. Sex? Is it over here? Sex? Where are you...
My poor body was itching all day. Aching for sex. 

NO LONGER #1

"antonia banderas" gay sex. I'm no longer in the top 10.

FOUND

The kids that have been missing were found. They were in the trunk of a car. It is interesting that the police looked in the sewers, the river, and the woods looking for these children. The entire time they were in the trunk of a car a feet away where they were missing. It is still a question if it was foul play or not.