BYTHECATHEDRAL

ILOVETODANCEDANCEWITHME

I think the best part of the "Kelly Ripa SNL sketch" is when she starts spontaneously dancing.

i don't do drugs, but if I did that particular drug, I believe I would end up spontaneously dancing and darting my eyes. I forgot to mention once the dancing stop I would probably start talking about everything that is going on in my head at the moment. "Ilovethatskirtiusedtolovehimoooohlet'sgetpizza."

I mean. That is what I would do. I don't know. I think I would.

STEALING IDEAS

I got this from Mika

A way to borrow bags. Love it. Bags

C'MON MAMA NEEDS THAT PRADA BAG

I've been having dreams about Vegas. This is my second time. I am pissed off at my subconscious  - I woke up thinking that I won 208 million dollars.

I was positive that I had the winning ticket, and my high school friends were trying to cut in on the action.


Ten minutes convincing myself that I don't have the winning ticket. 

Reality: Face it darlin' - you don't have anything.

WHAT I DO -

Common courtesy handbook.

If the subway is packed it is common courtesy not to take up two seats. It is also common courtesy not to have an attitude if someone asks you to move over.

However:

To the woman ( wearing sunglasses because it is really bright in the dank subway) who asked the other woman to move over although there was no room. Do not get an attitude because you are uncomfortable. It is also childish to throw dirty looks at the woman next to you. Then get up and move across to another seat in which you are still uncomfortable because there is no room. At which point you sigh and throw dirty looks. 

QUOTES/ from the crazy gal

According to my therapist I ask her the same question over and over again..."Do you think I am a stalker?" She pauses and says, "No, I don't think you are a stalker and why do you say that about yourself? You don't think very highly of yourself..." You see how they always turn it back to you?...Very frustrating.

The reason I ask this is because I seem to some how end up quoting lines from Fatal Attraction at some point during the dating/relationship process:

courtesy of IMDB

Dan Gallager: You're so sad. You know that, Alex? Lonely and very sad.
Alex Forrest: Don't you ever pity me, you smug bastard.
Dan Gallagher: I'll pity you... I'll pity you. I'll pity you because you're sick.
Alex Forrest: Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage?

I've said the garbage part.

next:

Alex: Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!

I've said in my head and never to any guy.:  "I'm not gonna be ignored."

Thankfully, no one has ever changed numbers on me. My therapist likes to point out that she has had patients who have had a restraining order against them. I think I would have a breakdown if someone did that to me.

What I want to say,

and I have quoted this before:

  You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman to her face that you no longer want to see her.
Call me crazy, but I think you can make a point of ending the relationship in a manner that does not include, an email, a doorman, or a missing persons report. I think you can all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the "uncomfortable break-up conversation" because here's what... avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy!  

NO SMOKING ALLOWED

I am broke, and the last thing I need is to spend my last remaining hard earned dollars on cigarettes. I don't smoke a pack a day, but I do smoke one cigarette a day. I take it, and at night open my window, light a cigarette and look out. Okay - sometimes I have two. The point is : I am addicted. I have tried to stop (obviously not hard enough), but it is part of my routine...

Anyway- I go through the whole dialogue. I even have this kick ass t-shirt that has the dialogue on it. I got it from Virgin Threads.

It says: My lungs are black. I am going to die from smoking. No really, I am going to die from smoking. When I lie in the hospital bed I am going to wish that I never smoked. Then it will be too late. My whole family will suffer. I will get wrinkles. I will have a hole in my throat and will have to talk through a machine. I will have no voice. I will die of CANCER. I must quit smoking.

That sums it up.